“Zoolander 2” has lost its Blue Steel
Everyone who watched the original “Zoolander” movie will always remember the “school for ants,” “Dere-lick-my-balls” from the face-off scene and last but certainly not least, the Blue Steel Magnum look that was so beautiful...
A little lesson on “How to Be Single”
"How To Be Single” stars Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson as the hilarious duo who navigate relationships through New York City. While I expected a comedy, more in the style of “Bridesmaids,” I did...
“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” Will Eat Your Hopes Out
“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” had everything going for it: a plotline based on one of the most famous books of all time, good-looking actors, an irresistible girl-power vibe and last but certainly not...
“Hail Caesar!” Communists, Cabaret and Nontraditional Storytelling
I’ve been thinking about this film for hours and hours and I finally think I get it.
“Hail, Caesar!” is a story about studio executive Eddie Mannix trying to manage his studio at the end...
“Kung Fu Panda 3” repeats the last two
“Kung Fu Panda 3” is an animated adventure starring the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Bryan Cranston and J.K. Simmons. It was funny if familiar (especially if you watched “The Legend of Korra”)...
“The Finest Hours” sunk in unoriginality
Achieving the impossible is something that everyone wants to accomplish at some point in their life, whether it be mastering a perfect SAT score or winning an Olympic gold medal for track despite a...
“Fifty Shades Of Black” Falls Flat
If you’re at all familiar with the wildly popular book and movie “Fifty Shades of Grey ” by E.L. James, then you’ve most likely heard about the newest spoof, “Fifty Shades of Black.” The...
The tides are low with “The Fifth Wave”
Rating: 0.5 stars
Before I watched “The Fifth Wave,” I predicted that it would involve a young, pretty girl who somehow diverges from the rest of the youth population to save the world and becomes...
Dirty Grandpa” riddled with bad jokes
The all-star cast of “Dirty Grandpa,” including Zac Efron and Robert De Niro, is sadly this film’s only silver lining. Aside from the A-list actors, the movie only succeeds in making cringe-worthy and tasteless...
I’m getting “Ride Along 2” old for this shit
You know, if a real gangster decided to work for the cops, he would be killed in a gangland assassination if he didn’t enter witness protection. We all know that despite his claims about...