There can be only one: Finals: one week to rule them all
UCR is changing. I feel it in the nonexistent river. I feel it on top of the C. I smell it in the trees. Much that once was, is now lost, for none who...
There can be only one: Do the Harlem shake
Last week, some of you might have noticed a sea of people undulating around the Bell Tower with no real rhyme or reason. Some of you who occasionally use that new-fangled Internet machine might...
There can be only one: Super Bowl commercial commentary
Unless you live under a rock, you might have heard that Edgar Allen Poe beat a gold miner during this year’s World Cup. But who actually cares about basketball, am I right? We all...
There can be only one: The kingdom of quirky
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! For the times, they are a changin’. There was a time, not too long ago, when an empire of eyeliner, ripped skinny jeans and whiny vocals ruled...
There can be only one: Someone needs to stop Patrice Wilson
This week, I originally thought I was going to write about the injustices and idiocies of the Oscar nominations. However, a matter much more dire has been brought to my attention that holds far...
There can be only one: Sweat and Self Loathing: A Fitness Guide
We all know that the start of the New Year is the only time you can get in shape. I mean what is a better condition for running and dieting than the cold winds...
There can be only one: Holly Jolly Hero
Well, it’s finally coming, folks. The infamous date of doomsday is just around the corner. The end of the Mayan calendar falls on Dec. 21, 2012, and theories of the end times are running...