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McDonald’s is exactly what you expect

Name: McDonald’s Rating: N/A Location: 2242 University Ave Riverside, CA 92507 Price Range: $ Hours: 24 hours Category: Fast Food, Burgers, Salads, Chicken, Much More Credit/Debit Card: Yes Takeout: Yes Delivery: No Other amenities:   Nothing screams America quite louder than the shite lords...

Grizzly Scotty safety tips: Everything you need to know

After Scotty was replaced with an actual grizzly bear as a result of the “Freaky Friday” pandemic, it seems only appropriate to provide you...

Highlander Diaries: Body swapping

As human beings who were born with vocal cords that enable our voices to be heard and cerebrums complex enough to process speech, we...

How to cope with not being yourself (while having multiple personalities!)

  This article was written as a compilation by Brian, John, Claire, Andrew and Allison, the multiple personalities of Adrian Garcia. When life hits us hard,...

Coping with the pope-ing: Surviving a papal presidency as a non-Christian

With the insanity of the body-swapping incident claiming the personas of millions, perhaps there is no swap more significant than that between the sovereign...

Clothing Column: Recurring Trends

We’ve all experienced recurring moments, and fashionable clothing definitely belongs on the comeback list. Like your drunk uncle at a holiday party, clothing trends...

“CaffAttack” Review

There are three very basic things I expect from my shows: straightforward explanations, uncluttered presentations and necessary information. I neither want nor need “plot”...

DaftSkrillMAUS12A609’s “The Wet Dream and the Lucid Dreamer” Delivers

Even after a five year hiatus, DaftSkrillMAUS12A609 still has what it takes to transport experiencers to an ethereal realm. “The Wet Dream and the...

The Great Scots Bring Back Coldplay

Earlier this week, an underground arts group called the Great Scots met in the basement of Watkins to hold a “concert” before the building...